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You Magnificent Bisexual Bast**d Card | Funny LGBTQ+ Card | Pride Card

You Magnificent Bisexual Bast**d Card | Funny LGBTQ+ Card | Pride Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Sometimes "I'm proud of you" feels a bit too formal, and "you're doing great" doesn't quite capture the sheer brilliance of the person standing in front of you.

This card fills that gap nicely.

Whether you're celebrating a birthday, Pride, coming out, an anniversary, or you simply want to remind somebody how ridiculously wonderful they are, this card gets straight to the point.

Perfect for:

  • Pride celebrations
  • Birthdays
  • Coming-out gifts
  • Partners and spouses
  • Best friends
  • Your favourite bisexual icon

Here's the thing...

As somebody who firmly believes life is too short to be anything other than entirely yourself, I wanted this card to feel celebratory, joyful and just the right amount of chaotic.

Also, "magnificent bisexual bastard" is objectively a tremendous compliment.

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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