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You're Alright, I Suppose Card | Funny Anniversary Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Dry Humour Greeting Card | Alternative Card

You're Alright, I Suppose Card | Funny Anniversary Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Dry Humour Greeting Card | Alternative Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Some people write heartfelt essays in greetings cards.

I would rather be physically launched into the sun.

This card is for those of us who show affection through relentless sarcasm and pretending we don't care that much. Which, let's be honest, is much healthier than admitting feelings.

If they're one of your favourite humans, they'll know this is basically Shakespeare.

Perfect for:

  • Your best mate
  • Birthdays
  • Your partner (if your love language is taking the piss)
  • Siblings
  • Work friends
  • The emotionally unavailable
  • Anyone who appreciates painfully British levels of understatement

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a coloured envelope
  • Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

I genuinely think saying "you're alright" is one of the highest compliments you can receive in the UK.

It's somehow warmer than "I love you" and more meaningful than "you're amazing."

This card is basically emotional vulnerability... in a disguise that won't make anyone cringe.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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