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You're Still Cool AF Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sweary Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card

You're Still Cool AF Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sweary Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Buying birthday cards for genuinely cool people is harder than it should be.

The card aisle seems to think everyone over thirty suddenly develops an obsession with gardening, golf or prosecco.

Some people just... don't.

They still wear band t-shirts they've had for years.

They've somehow got cooler with age.

And while everyone else is talking about sensible hobbies, they're still introducing you to new music and convincing you to come out for "just one drink" (which is almost never just one drink).

This card is for them.

Perfect for:

  • Your effortlessly cool best mate
  • Birthdays without the cheesy clichés
  • Music lovers, elder emos and alternative souls
  • The friend who's ageing suspiciously well
  • Anyone who's still got excellent taste

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes an envelope
  • Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Here's the thing...

Every friendship group has one person who somehow refuses to become a proper adult.

Not in a "forgets to pay their council tax" way.

More in a "still discovers incredible bands before everyone else, looks annoyingly good in leather jackets and somehow makes Docs work with absolutely everything" kind of way.

This is the card you buy when "Happy Birthday" just doesn't quite cover it.

Because honestly...

Getting older is compulsory.

Getting boring is a choice.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

We design loud things for even louder minds

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